Advice To The Love Worn.

Just a heads up. I'm going to begin a series on "How to divest yourself of an unwanted spouse without breaking any laws. An instruction manual for the unhappily married". Now this textbook will be about finding ways to get your spouse to decide to leave you and still remain friendly. As a tickler, and first on the list is to find a new love interest for him/her. Of course, this won't work if he/she already has a love interest. But then, if the marrage is that open, why would you need to divest? Finding someone new, the right type, good looking, but not too good looking, successful, but not too successful and of course, available but not too available. This last is the most important trait. After all, what good is the perfect bait if it's not available? By too available, I speak of someone who is desperate. Avoid these people at all cost. Then there's the trick of arranging the chance meeting. Not too obvious and naturally you can't have any visable association with the meeting. Nor should you be in town that weekend. Being away "on business" is the best ploy. In order to arrange for the chance meeting may require bringing in an accomplice. Choosing an accomplice can also be tricky. The best accomplice would be one who is also in the market to "make a change". Always be on the lookout for a potential trade here. The potential accomplice's spouse may be the perfect spouse for your "soon to be Ex". On the other hand, one must guard against getting sucked into a poor matchup. A large investment in time could fall apart if the match is not well chosen. It is critical at this juncture not to give cause to your spouse to have second thoughts. An unkind word, well placed, can assure that no second thoughts will occur. Tommorow will bring the next chapter in this informative series, titled "How to find that new love interest". The reason I decided to write this series, rather than having someone with vast experience do it, is that I feel one should not be too close to the advise you are tendering.
P.S.  You should read the next (or last) article in this blog. I just wrote it and it really is more serious and important then this one.