Saturday, February 11, 2012

Investing In Investments.

America would like China's investors to look for opportunities to invest in American companies to help spur jobs. Hey, China has a bunch of money. We know because a large chunk of it came from us in the first place. We sent our jobs to China. China makes cheap knock-offs of American products and ships them back here. We buy the cheap products sending our money back to China. It seems to me that it's only fair that they at least invest our money in American businesses, so we can get more jobs, create more new technology which can be sent to China to make cheap knock-offs to send back here. See how it all works to everyone's satisfaction? But then Chinese investors aren't satisfied with just investing in cheap products. They'd like to buy our energy industry. They'd love to ship our fossil fuels back to China and they would love to invest in our high tech industries. Especially our secret military technologies. You can bet on that. Why would they need to buy our military high tech when they can easily steal it by hacking into our Internet sites? Diversification. See they know that they won't be able to find everything out by stealing, any more than they could find everything out by investing, but by using both strategies they can get pretty much everything. What they can't get those ways, they can get with subscriptions to Popular Mechanics and Popular Science and a few other magazines. I guess my real concern is that one of these days they're going to invest in the media and there goes the Jersey Shore technology. I'm a little worried about the reruns of all those old "Friends" and "Seinfeld" and "Three's Company" shows. Whatever will we do without them when they get shipped to China. Oh well, maybe they'll remake them as cheap Chinese knock-offs of "South China Sea Shore", "Comrades" and "Longeld" and "Six To A Room" shows and ship them back to America. Complete with subtitles.

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