Milk For The Rich.

Ya know I still can't get over all those corporations who don't pay anything in taxes. And as if that wasn't bad enough. some are complaining that their tax rates are too high. Too high? They're not -paying anything now. Just how low does their tax rate have to go to be acceptable to them? Then you turn around and hear a politician running for president say that there are poor people who aren't paying any taxes at all. As if they were stealing food from his refrigerator. Speaking of refrigerators, they pointed out that most of these poor people actually have refrigerators. Poor people? Have refrigerators? How unfair is that? And just what do they need refrigerators for anyway? You don't mean to say they have food do you? I thought they claimed to be poor. Where are they getting this food from anyway? Well, some get milk from WIC, a program that provides certain nutritional foods for women, infants and children. Milk? Say, that just isn't right. Maybe we should pass a law that says if a poor person doesn't have any money to pay taxes, if they don't have a job and have no other source of income, then they should pay with milk. We could instruct the IRS to confiscate some refrigerators to keep all that milk in. Because everyone should pay something in the way of taxes. After all, how in the world are we going to lower the tax rate for corporations if poor people don't pay any taxes. Things are going to change around here after these folks get elected. No more free rides for the poor. We need that money so we can give it to the rich. Just like Robin Hood, except in reverse. Now you may wonder why we should favor the corporations? Well it's because they're the ones that pay for all the campaign advertising.