Monday, June 20, 2016

Its Just A Game.

       Here's a new question & answer game. So contestants, the question is; If a blind person can buy one, what is it? Now here's the first clue, if a terrorist can buy as many of them as they want, what is it? OH contestant #1 was first to ring his bell. So contestant # 1 what is your guess? I think its a jet plane. ZZZap. Oh sorry contestant #1, you were so close, but no cigar. Oh rats.
       Yes contestant #2? What is your guess? Your own country? ZZZap. Oh, contestant #2 that was such a great guess, but you're wrong too. That leaves contestant #3. What's your guess #3? Hm? Well #1 and #2 guessed what I was gonna guess. So let's see, could it be an electric shaver? Oh, so sorry #3, but that was racial profiling. however you get to have another choice because you seem to have a good mind. Oh good, then my second guess is a Sports Car. Oh, such a good idea, but you're wrong.
       Since non of our guest contestants won, the proceeds go to a terrorist, they include the correct answer, namely an assault rifle! And the name of the winning terrorist is ----- Anonymous!  So Mr. Anonymous, you can pick up your winners assault rifle at any gun show or over the internet. Just present your credit card or cash and you've got a wonderful gift. Just one request. Please do not use it for its intended purpose, namely killing people.



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