An Open Letter!

This is an open letter to all national, state and local elected officials. This information will come as a surprise to most of you, which is the reason for making this announcement. Shocking as it may be to you, I must inform you that on November 6, 2012, the general election day, there will not be one single vote cast either for or against you, not even one person of you will receive a vote in favor or against you by any corporation in the entire country. That's right, you heard it correctly, no corporation will enter any polling place and step up to or into any voter booth and cast a single vote. Corporations may be considered people in the eyes of the courts, but they have not been given the right or privilege to vote. Now while you recover from this unnerving bit of news, let me assure you that there will be votes cast. But they will be cast by living, breathing, human beings. These voters have the authority to vote either for or against you, as they see fit. Oh you may wonder how this works, how is the decision made as to whether or not someone is living and breathing? How do they determine if a person is a corporation or a living breathing human being? The process is rather simple really. If the applying voter is a piece of paper or even a set of papers, they are considered, for the purpose of voting, as a corporation. But if the applicant is made of flesh and blood and is in fact breathing, they are considered a person, for the purpose of voting. Oh, and they only get one vote each. Now this may seem unfair to you since you get so much from the corporations, like gifts and campaign donations, etc, but those are the perks of the politics of this country. Here's another news flash, you are elected, if you do get elected, to serve, not corporations, not a political party, not even an ideological preference, but the whole of the people in your electoral district. Please allow at least two years for that to sink in, four years if you're a governor or president and six years if you're a U.S. Senator. During this sinking in period, you are directed to act like you are a public servant. Failure to act like a public servant could cost you your job. If you fail to act like a public servant and it doesn't cost you your job, then shame on the voters in your district.