Semi-Automatic Zip Tied.

       Hey folks. A local church is having a blessing of semi-automatic rifles. And since it's close to an elementary school, the students will be bussed that day to another building 17 miles away. Don't even ask. I'm not gonna tell you how to get there. But isn't that great? You should ask your pastor or priest to bless your semi-automatic rifles sometime. I'll bet he or she'll be proud to do so.
       This church that's doing the blessing is the World Peace and Unification Sanctuary, aka Sanctuary Church, and the preacher doing the blessing is Rev. Hyung Jin Moon. Rev Moon is the son of Sun Hyung Moon, founder of the Unification Church in the 1950s. As I recall, it caused a bit of a stir back then.
       But stir isn't the right word for this silliness. Do we really need to have our guns blessed? If that's the case then lets take it a step further. We should bless all the nuclear weapons in the world. Now the Unification church assures that all rifles will be unloaded and have a zip tie for safety sake. But pastor Moon refers to himself as the "Second King and anointed heir to the True Father."
       Rev. Moon has "called his followers to arm themselves to defend their families, their community and the Nation Of Cheon Il Guk." All this according to the Scranton Times Tribune newspaper. As I said, we need to bless all the atomic bombs and missiles. Not sure what good that would do, but hey, why not do it.
       Now if any schools are located near any nukes, they can bus the children to a safe location about 500 miles away and lets hope its not too close to another bomb. Its called religious freedom and there will be police invited to oversee the whole blessed thing. And I'm serious about blessing all the nukes. If we can't send them all to North Korea then at least put a Zip Tie on all of them. Maybe a Zip Tie on all the leaders who seem to be looking for a fight too.