The Real Beginning.

       In the beginning there was no form, only void. And darkness was on the face of the void. And then Capitalism was born. From the form of Capitalism came forth America. And then all the lessor forms of government. The Socialists and Fascists, and Communists, and principalities were brought into being for them in the World which was created by America.
       And then Capitalism defeated each of the forms of government in their turn. Then came the great depressions and wars until it was time for the appearance of Saint Ronald, The Reagan. And he did mount his mighty winged steed and rode to the top of the mountain. And when he returned his wisdom was beyond any other. And he did institute the great Trickle Down theory.
       The wealth flowed to the richest in the land and they were instructed by St. Ronald on how to trickle down upon the poor. And low the trickle did come down upon the poor and middle class. And the middle class and the poor were sorely afflicted by the trickle of poverty, low paying jobs, increasing costs and badly handled governance. And St. Ronald saw what had happened and said "it is good."
       Now a time came upon the land where Liberals saw what was happening and said "let us go unto the land and demand more equity for the poor and middle class and take it from the wealthy. And Conservatives said "NO. This is against the teachings of St. Ronald and therefore it cannot come to pass, for the wealthy are the job creators and are in charge of the trickle down." But the Liberals complained bitterly that the trickle down was burdening the middle class and the poor, the 99%.
       And it was decided to hold elections to determine which path to follow. And the Liberals did state they wanted more fairness for the poor and middleclass, the 99%, but the Conservatives explained it was better to do without so the rich can be blest. For St. Ronald did explain how trickle down will mend all afflictions. Thus Endeth This Story.