Hey, the Trump campaign has discovered a new path to the White House according to the Washington Post today. No its not on any map of America or the District of Columbia What it is is a secret strategy that includes SECRET VOTERS in SECRET STATES. Now the reason why these secret states can't be found on any map of America is because they are secret, of course, but also because the Trump campaign won't release the names or places where these states can be found.
Sounds kinda silly, but its the strategy how Trump's new advisor, Kellyanne Conway, has explained this new plan. I assume Trump will be speechifying to these secret voters secretly. I can't wait to see the news that Trump will be in secret state Alpha on Tuesday, where he holds a commanding lead in the secret polls.
I know of a number of folks who might be interested in visiting these states. Some folks are proud that they have visited every state in the country and are now slightly upset that they were unaware of these states. I'm sure they'll be ready, at a minutes notice, to carry out a trip to these huge, more beautiful than any blue or purple states as soon as they hear where these states are.
Just imagine all the corporations anxious to do business in these mysterious newly discovered states. There must be prime new business opportunities. I can see many entrepreneurs salivating for the chance to move in. I suppose Trump Industries have already contracted to build huge hotels and spas, and maybe even casinos. I have it on the Q.T. that the governorship of at least one of these secret states is available to a Trump supporter, or even Trump himself should the election be hijacked by crooked Hillary supporters. I wonder how many new stars will have to be added to our flag?
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