It's A Travesty!

       Gosh, you don't suppose President Obama is getting serious about the environment do you? I mean, look, he's gone and put a freeze on coal mining leases on federal lands. Combine that with some of his other dastardly deeds related to slowing global warming and you have to ask yourself if he actually believes any of that silly climate change stuff, right?
       Look, I admit there's pollution going on in some cities, but hey, that's their problem, let them stop all the taxi driving and buses and subways and have you seen all the trucks in cities? No wonder there's smog in them thar cities. If those folks want to breathe clear, fresh air, let em move to the country, just not our country, right?
       Here's the thing, God made cities and countryside and if he made smog and pollution, who are we to complain. On the other hand, God did not make solar panels or wind turbines, and who wants to have to look at these unsightly eye polluters anyway. And I've heard that they cause people to go blind and not only that but they cause people to become sterile and that's a fact.
       Ya know, it's just like Obummer to do something dumb and anti-American like this. Did you know he's against guns too. That's right. He wants to take all your guns away from you so his hometown African Muslim brothers and sisters can take over our country and introduce Sharia law and torture all of us good Christians. He's all for world domination and denomination.
       I know a man, in fact he's a cousin of mine and he has heard some of the President's closest advisors state that every citizen of our God Bless America will be required to wear facemasks and no more shorts in the summer either. I tell ya, it's time for us to elect a God Bless American like Ted Cruz or Donald Trump if we want to make God Bless America great again.