Oh What A Tangled Web Of Predictions.

       Let me tell you what I've learned, just today, about Barak Obama from just three publications. First, did you know that our president is involved with federal land grabs, savings and retirement investments grabs, then he's allowed the Mexican army to come in and kill American citizens. Next he's allowed the Muslim Brotherhood to infiltrate his entire administration and now he's on the side of the terrorists, not to mention his federal takeover of the internet. I learned all this by reading just three right wing extremist publications in one day.
       I'm not gonna mention the three I've been keeping tabs on because I know your reading list is way to busy already. If you really need to know, leave a message and I'll get back to you. Of course these are not the only items these reports and publications mention. They tell you how to get a heart tune-up, how to prepare for the coming world monetary crash, how to register for the semi-annual cruise with high profile politicians like Louie Gomert, and how to survive and defend yourself during all these predicted emergencies they are offering like a menu at a fast food drive through.
       Here's one you should watch out for. FEMA has been instructed to open "liberal Auschwitz" camps pretty soon for everyone to be re-indoctrinated. So you may want to pack a suitcase or backpack just in case, you'll be ready. Please don't think I've changed my stance on Washington. I still think our Congress, the Supreme Court and ,yes, even the President have all lost their collective minds. They seem to have no interest in doing what We The People actually need and want them to do. I still think there must be some sort of problem with the water supply. Then again they mostly act the same way when they hit the campaign trail.
       Just imagine if all these dire predictions actually came to pass. You'd be in a camp guarded by Mexican military personnel, being taught by Muslim Brotherhood terrorists who would be teaching you how to get by on no retirement or savings. The land your camping on will be government land so you'll be required to pay grazing fees. And you wouldn't even be allowed to email your cousin in Las Vegas. Of course he's probably not living there anymore anyway.