Anthony Loses His Bid As Mayor Of New York

       Well, poor Anthony Hotdog lost his bid to become the mayor of New York City. Weiner, or Hotdog, as he should be referred to, did his best to be the real hotdog in the race. Ever notice that there is often someone in any political race who just isn't of the same caliber as any other candidate in that race? Well that's Anthony.
       Here's a guy who was a U.S. Representative in Congress. That's no small accomplishment. It's a respected position of power in America. Of course these days, it's less so, but still it's impressive. That wasn't enough for Oscar Mayer. He wanted more. He had his eyes set on higher glory. He wanted to be known, by women far and wide, as a big man, in spite of his small stature.
       So he began his quest by resigning his seat in Congress. I seem to forget the reason for that, but will surely be reminded as I continue with his historic rise. Ahh, yes. That was the reason. Now he had visions of rising to the top of New York City, and beyond, to who knows where. But you should never use the internet in quite that way, if you hope to succeed in politics.
       Rolled up towels under your garments are no substitution for sound planning and a good strategy. Now he may have thought that his strategy was sound, but his planning wouldn't have gotten him a walk on role in a XXX movie. I hope someday he'll come to his senses, but in the meantime, I hope his wife finds a different life. As far away from him as possible.
       As for Tony Hotdog, I wait with baited breath to see what his next goal will be. What constituency will be saddled with that ring of bologna around their necks? There have been men for whom it can be said "they were men of distinction", Tony is not among them. Tony is what I would classify as a cull hotdog. A cull is a hotdog that is unworthy of being considered a marketable hotdog. I think they may feed cull hotdogs to the hogs. And they are not the first choice of the hogs.