The White House.

       The world's largest geyser, in Yellowstone, has erupted for the third time this year. It doesn't happen very often and according to geologists it poses no danger. There's an eruption in the White House, by the biggest geyser in politics, every day and usually multiple times each day. And the thing is, political scientists  warn that they are sometimes very dangerous, most often to the disadvantage his own people.
       There have been  many explanations given for these outbursts, none of which answers the question adequately. Most often  Mr. Comey of Hillary are given as the reason, however I think I've got the real answer to the problem in the White House. It seems that First Lady Melania doesn't seem to have the same feelings toward Donald as she must have had in the past. The Donald keeps getting the cold shoulder. Whenever he wants to snuggle in public, or apparently in private he gets a cold stare.
       So, during the night, when most families are fast asleep, Mr. trump shouts it out loud on Tweeter against anyone who he feels has done him a bad turn the previous day. Now I can't say for sure, not having been in the White House living quarters at those times, but it is pretty clear to me that the problem with Trump's presidency lies with his third wife, the First Lady and her locked door.
       Buck up old man, you should be used to this sort of thing by now. Just put on an old coat and go find a nice new girlfriend to cheer you up. I think the time is approaching when you will be free to chose your forth. Choose wisely. Consult your closest advisors on Fox and Friends.