Thursday, January 3, 2019

No Border Wall, I Think.

       Well the shutdown continues and no matter who you blame, it's still shut down. I just don't agree with a sea to sea wall and it doesn't matter whether it's concrete or steel slat or a white picket fence. I think it's a dead issue. So maybe we need to come up with some other approach to border security. How about a moat? With alligators in it. That would certainly deter people from crossing over. Of course, if people stopped crossing over, we'd have to come up with a source of alligator food. Maybe a series of chicken ranches or pig farms.
       Okay, bad idea. What about some newer technologies? And more well trained personnel? I suppose there would be some areas where we'd have to put up some walls. Heck, we already have some walls in place. But instead of $5.6 billion, we'd only have to come up with maybe $1 billion. And you can forget about Mexico ever paying for it. If there are as many terrorists as Mr. Trump has suggested, from time to time, maybe ISIS would be willing to pay for a new wall. After all, we're giving back Syria, what more do they want?
       I'll bet a good deal maker could pull it off. Trouble is, I can't think of a good enough deal maker, how about you? Can you think of someone? Okay, so much for that idea. We could put up signs that read COME TO AMERICA. EVERYTHING IS FREE. And in smaller print it would read "just give up your first born." Hey, we're already doing it, this would just make it all legal.
       

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