What's Porridge?

       Fake news is False news and good news is hard to find. What was a horrible injustice against America is now just fine, so grow up and rubber stamp anything we do. Its time to listen to the Minority President Elect. He is, after all, the legally elected President Elect. He's just not the Popularly Elected President Elect, by nearly three million votes. So, he's got a mandate to lead.
       Well, not exactly. What the Minority President Elect has is the legal right to lead. He actually lacks a mandate, but because of a, long ago, compromise he does have every right and the legal authority to lead our country. So grow up, eat your porridge and lump it. And that means that if he selects fellow billionaires for his cabinet with no experience in the nuances of public service, that's his business. He can lead the way he wants. If it hurts, it hurts.
       And what's all this fuss about conflicts of interest? So what if they get to decide what America should do? So what if those decisions could tend to increase their profits? There's no proof that they will. There's no proof that they won't either. Innocent until proven guilty. And by not completing all those pesky ethics forms, nobody will ever know if they profit by their decisions for America.
       And whatever you do, don't make any statements that could be construed to be anti-The Minority President Elect, because if you do you're gonna be tweeted to death. And after he's inaugurated you might just be investigated because he'll be the Minority President, no 'Elect' included.