But You Already Knew That.

       Good morning class. Today we're going to discuss Political Integrity, tee hee. Political Integrity, as we all know, is when a politician says what he means and means what he says and its all good, tee hee. Now I don't mean to suggest that all politicians lack integrity, on the contrary I believe all members of Congress have loads of integrity, tee hee. Its just that right after the elections they seem to have misplaced it, tee hee.
       Now, again, its not as though all Representatives and Senators lack integrity, there are several members of Congress who are truthfully filled with integrity. I know both of them. Unfortunately neither are in my district. And very likely neither are in your district either. But I digress.
       Political Integrity can best be described by saying, again truthfully, that the politician states precisely what he or she thinks on any subject, including that they haven't decided or don't know anything about the subject, but will look into it and then actually look into it. Such a politician will tell you exactly how they will vote on any issue. And will explain that voting many multiple times the same way on the same issue contributes nothing and accomplishes nothing and therefor will refuse to take part in it, and mean it.
       Now class, how can you tell if a politician has integrity? Yes Billy? My dad says "when a politician opens his mouth," tee hee. Well Billy, your dad is pretty much correct. You see, when a politician promises to do something for you that nobody else has ever done for you, tee hee, or when everybody else has already done it for you, tee hee. And especially when you found out it was a bad idea, but the politician has no intention of doing it for you anyway. Or when you know it won't help you but it will help his friends, tee hee.
       Now class, tomorrow we will discuss Political Action Committees and Super PACs. So don't forget to study chapter two,