Immigration To Self Deportation.

       Why is it that the Senate struggled so mightily to pass an immigration bill? And why is it the House will struggle even more so and will very likely fail to pass anything worthy of honest consideration, but struggle none the less? I mean, come on, this is the easy stuff. They should be able to figure this out on the ride to work in the morning.
       If our legislators can't get this done in a reasonable period of time, like two weeks, how will they ever be able to figure out the more complicated stuff? Like creating jobs? Oh, that's right, government can't create jobs. Well, they can create an atmosphere that is conducive to job creation. Or at least they could if they were to spend less time figuring out the simple stuff.
       Of course some people just can't be convinced it's in the best interest of everyone to make immigration law more open and inviting. We've got the proof now, but some folks just won't buy it. Maybe we should pick one or two states and pass a law that says no first generation immigrant is allowed to live there. They could visit, but they can't stay. Then we could invite all the naysayers to move there. Anybody who refuses to move there must keep their mouths shut on the subject.
 I'd make a suggestion or two about which states to pick, but I have friends in some of those states and I know they wouldn't want to host such rabble. I'm sorry, rabble is such a strong word. Perhaps I should have said unenlightened. My friends wouldn't want to be saddled with those unenlightened.
       Another reason why setting aside a couple of states for these naysayers is that it would appear there might be such a concentration of politicians among them they'd likely implode. There's every reason to believe they'd form some sort of militia and invade neighboring states with the intent to cause mass self deportation to break out. I'll bet people who can trace their ancestry back to the pilgrims at Plymouth Rock would volunteer to self deport themselves just to get away from those unenlightened ones.